The reason I am coming to Hydra is to say "sorry". The Event gives me an opportunity to apologise in person to fellow Leonard Cohen fans for all my misdeeds on the Newsgroup and in the Chatroom during the last 2 years since I apologised in Montreal and swore I would never do it again.
Jarkko has kindly set aside an entire Open Mike session for me to address you. The provisional timetable is as follows,
7 am The Early Years.
A charming 4hr talk based around my Nursery and Primary School history, including a slideshow of the arrival of the fire-engines and the futile attempt to stop the inferno reaching the next-door Old Peoplesí Home.
11 am The Middle Years
A detailed 5hr discussion of my major achievements during my Prime Time of life, including original tapes of all the Police Interviews.
4 pm The Sunset Years
This reflective 6hr introspection on my continuing success will include optional chanting. The evening will conclude with free hot cocoa.
10 pm The Impromptu Encore
I will recite my World-Famous tribute to the not-at-all-dirgelike Leonard Cohen mistake, Bird On The Wire.
I look forward to seeing you all. Thank you for sharing my special Occasion.
Mickey_One begging for forgiveness from Henning
Photos from Michael's album